toocooltobehipster:

beinghipsteristoomainstream:

beinghipsteristoomainstream:

I came home from school to find this oddly shaped vegetable on my kitchen counter without an explaination. And then I decided to have a photoshoot because what else would you use unidentified, abnormally large vegetables for.

I am ~fashion~

and in that moment, I swear we were infinite

ACTUAL HERBIVORE BEINGHIPSTERISTOOMAINSTREAM

SHIT I’M LATE FOR VEGGIE TALES AUDITIONS

I CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL TODAY TO FIND OUT MY MOM CHOPPED THE THING UP BECAUSE IT WAS TOO BIG

BUT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF

PLOT TWIST: YOU DON’T JUST GET STABBED IN THE BACK (BY YOUR OWN MOTHER JFC) YOU GET FUCKING STABBED IN THE CUCUMBER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS

FUCK YOU CHICK FIL A I SEE YOU LURKING THIS IS YOUR DOING I KNOW IT

whats going on

LMAOOO WTFF

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